Kamantha just feels like listening to Alesha Dixon on this Sunday night.

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best of 2012 - Ask Amy

Great advice, as always. It’s not all easy to follow but its certainly good to try.
Ooh, child! Listen to Ms. Amy. She’s spilling the best tea.

Kamantha fucking loves this video. WHY?! There are two reasons. First, its Melissa Manchester-flawless songstress singing a song about a clown fucking slut named Baby, ooh girl. Second, this clip is from the Muppet Show, and there are creepy life-sized clown muppets pantomime-voguing in the background like they’re in a twisted-bozo drag ball showdown.

I got somethin’ to say. And then I ain’t gonna say no more. He read me to filth! An’ if you fierce, fishy queens ain’t gonna do nothin’ about it, then you’re just a bunch of badgie, fugly, butch queens, the - the whole bunch of ya, and your sickening airs don’t come to nothin’.
If Mayella Ewell from To Kill A Mockingbird (1962) was a drag queen.

Food Test: Kale Chips

Alright my fabulous chillren, it’s time for a food test. Spill the tea on Kale Chips:

Kale Chips

How do you feel? SHUT IT DOWN or SHUT UP, because I wants to know. Are you into it? Can you get it to it?

"Can I have a falafel with hot sauce, a side order of Baba Ghanoush and a seltzer, please?"

"Can I have a falafel with hot sauce, a side order of Baba Ghanoush and a seltzer, please?"

"Grow up Heather, bulimia’s so ‘87."

"Grow up Heather, bulimia’s so ‘87."

Kamantha Bitchfaccia LaBeija was watching the Meet The Queens clips for RuPaul’s Drag Race Season Five, and one bitch stood out: Alaska. Alaska is season four winner, Sharon Needles’ boyfriend. Kamantha thinks Alaska has got what it takes to win, so she’s calling it now. Alaska is going to be fierce the house down. Let them have it.

"That’s right you slut, I’m going to get you!"

Girl Fight Tonight - Julie Brown (by julie brown)

Lip Sync Song:  Robyn - Dancing On My Own

Lip Sync Contestants:  Team Rujubee (Raven and Jujubee)

Kamantha has so many emotions about this lipsync. The queen supreme said at the very beginning of RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars that she wanted Rujubee to make it to the end, and they have. Shannel, Chad Michaels, JuJu Bee, and Raven have made it to the final four, and only one will win. We know this now, but before this week’s lipsync we thought either Juju or Raven was going to go home. They were robbed and lost the Supershero challenge, so they had to lipsync against each other. The bitches SHUT IT DOWN. The good friends were obviously emotionally distraught that they had to go head to head when they performed Robyn’s “Dancing On My Own.” Kamantha Bitchfaccia LaBeija lost her lashes on this one. Bitch was crying!

We are so relieved that JuJu Bee and Raven still have a chance to win. Personally we’d be happy if either won, but deep down we are pulling for JuJu. As long as Shannel and Chad don’t win, we’re cool.

PS. Did you see Chad Michaels make another Hunger Games reference? We put that bitch on notice, and we pray that he regrets being so derivative. He’s a hackneyed try-hard with a hack job face. Get in to that mug, its 1% flesh.

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